At first glance it may have a
raccoon-like appearance, but upon closer inspection, one will find that he or she is observing an entity of pure
evil. Red Pandas are so freaking amazing that those people who mock the amazingness of them have had bad, country singers write a song about them. The other thing that red pandas are amazing for is that they can hypnotize anyone with their jiggly jelly toes. They are very compatible with big, mutant rabbits, and normal rabbits as well. They are at this moment, joining a conspiracy to take over the world with an extremely obese rabbit as their ruler.