03/23 - National Puppy Friday!

[klyde]

My internet has been out all morning, did anything happen that is/was important enough for me to go back and read everything from earlier?

Do you have Comcast/Xfinity by chance? Mine has been terrible all day. About to say f it. Slow day anyway and it's not even noon here yet. Ugh.

 

[arvy]

Title: Short Technology Survey (3 mins, 35 cents)(~ 3 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Center on Global Brand Leadership [AUORB4UQ2T2JN] (Req TV): $16.25/hr (TO): [Pay: 3.75] [Fair: 4.90] [Comm: 3.00] [Fast: 5.00] Description: Your opinions about new technologies (3 mins, 35 cents) Time: 10 minutes(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $0.35 Qualifications: Exc: [-637970556-79982] DoesNotExist ; Location In US;

 

[TSolo315]

Title: Extract data from text | AcceptA Requester: Jonathan Sherry [A15YTCPEZSMZHB] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: [Pay: 3.67] [Fast: 2.00] [Comm: 3.25] [Fair: 3.00] [Reviews: 7] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $0.15 Duration: 1 hour Available: 6866 Description: Review the short piece of text and extract data as requested. Requirements: Masters Exists

Potentially decent with a script.

 

[InfiniteChanges]

Title: People perception | PANDA Requester: Yueran Yang [AX4SFTZ3M5XJ2] (Req TV): N/A (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: This study examines how adults in U.S. perceive and analyze other people’s photos. Time: 3 hour(s) HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 98; Total approved HITs GreaterThan 5000; Location EqualTo US;

2 minutes.

 

[ecko]

Do you have Comcast/Xfinity by chance? Mine has been terrible all day. About to say f it. Slow day anyway and it's not even noon here yet. Ugh.

no, att fiber.

 

[ChristopherASA]

One step ahead of you.

Antenna farm

 

[arvy]

Title: Study on Decision Making(~ 15 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Ben Schenck [A3DR0X7KXQOMCI] (Req TV): N/A (TO): [Pay: N/A] [Fair: N/A] [Comm: N/A] [Fast: N/A] Description: Study on decision making with a near-guaranteed bonus ($2.50+ in total payment). You will ACTUALLY be paired with another member of mTurk, and the study will require you to be patient and wait for the other person. Please only focus on this task. (15-20 minutes) Time: 1 hour(s) HITs Available: 4 Reward: $2.00 Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [2543318-79810] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location In US;

 

[C to the J]

Antenna farm

Referencing HAARP conspiracy theories.

 

[Jaded]

Referencing HAARP conspiracy theories.

I can't believe I forgot about HAARP. Not nearly as good as lizard people I guess

 

[IPsoft AWS Account]

Hi everyone!

I have two small batches going up at 1:05 eastern. One is paraphrasing where you keep a word in caps in all your paraphrases, and the other one, you just come up with synonyms for a kind of thing related to banking. It's shorter, so it only pays $.25 though.

 

[ChristopherASA]

Referencing HAARP conspiracy theories.

I don't believe in conspiracy theories. 1) they take too much organization, and 2) people can't keep their mouths shut.

 

[C to the J]

I don't believe in conspiracy theories. 1) they take too much organization, and 2) people can't keep their mouths shut.

I believe in literally every conspiracy theory ever imagined because it makes the world more interesting to me.

 

[Devil_Dawg]

I don't believe in conspiracy theories. 1) they take too much organization, and 2) people can't keep their mouths shut.

100% accurate, if more then 2 people are involved bullshit detector goes off big time

 

[Jaded]

I believe in literally every conspiracy theory ever imagined because it makes the world more interesting to me.

Same.

100% accurate, if more then 2 people are involved bullshit detector goes off big time

But also this.

I'm actually two different people

 

[arvy]

I wish I was a lizard person. Not to control the world or anything. I just love playing Argonians in Skyrim.

 

[Veltora Otew]

You mean like, all the time? I mostly just drink water...

(And diet drinks taste like sweetened poop)

EDIT: The only reason I only drink Dr. Pepper is that I know it's poison, so if I'm gonna occasionally put poison in body I might as well really enjoy it. Otherwise, water.

When I was younger I used to fill myself with as many preservatives as possible so as I could preserve my body and have a grand old shelf life. Last 10 years I decided it just helped make me wider : )

 

[It's Gamera!]

I believe in literally every conspiracy theory ever imagined because it makes the world more interesting to me.

Whenever I feel that way, I just stop for a moment and remember that our information - details of our every movement - is being swapped around like candy between various soulless corporations and AI systems.

When Shadowrun becomes a reality, I'll have my costume ready.

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[Stacy B]

Title: Sound Perception Study(~ 15 minutes) | Accept Requester: BermanLab [A167QS49DHS0KF] Contact TV: [Hrly: $13.49] [Pay: 3.73] [Fast: 4.67] [Comm: 5.00] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Blk: 0] TO: [Pay: 3.73] [Fast: 5.00] [Comm: 4.36] [Fair: 4.92] [Reviews: 86] [ToS: 0] TO2: [Hrly: ---] [Pen: ---] [Res: ---] [Rec: ---] [Rej: 0] [ToS: 0] [Brk: 0] Reward: $1.50 Duration: 1 hour Available: 4 Description: In this study, you will listen to and make basic judgments about short sounds. Please make sure that you are in a quiet listening environment prior to beginning. Requirements: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [2548842-80126] DoesNotExist; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; cd2ca3f4 DoesNotExist; Location In US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.1.18​

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[Devil_Dawg]

I only drink water and 2 cups of coffee, except on vacations then all bets are off

 

[Jaded]

I wish I was a lizard person. Not to control the world or anything. I just love playing Argonians in Skyrim.

I don't want to be a lizard person, I just want them to exist. How awesome would that be? Like shapeshifting people or people that are like non-regular human races? Throw some magic or fairies in there and I could die happy.