04/02 - Savoring Tricks Saturday!

[Pippa]

My aunt lost a finger and she told its because she was picking her nose. It was actually from a freak lawn mower accident but that's a whole other story.

 

[Barf]

Wow, there was some really bad parenting around here.

Mom and Dad took me to a Grateful Dead concert when I was born. I was found hanging in the coat closet, pronounced dead.

and diagnosed with hearing loss

 

[Jaded]

My aunt lost a finger and she told its because she was picking her nose. It was actually from a freak lawn mower accident but that's a whole other story.

My Gramma lost her toe and she told us all it was from a shark attack during her surfer days. (It wasn't.)


My Gramma and Aunt Bea were the two best story tellers I've ever known. They could make up stuff as soon as you asked and have you believing it. My mom does it to, and if things had worked out differently I would have subjected my non-existent kids to it. I just do it to my nieces and nephews now.

 

[Pippa]

Wow, there was some really bad parenting around here.

I could actually write a book on children raised by neglectful parents.

 

[YAHU]

hearing loss

sounds like the majority of dead heads right there

 

[Barf]

I could actually write a book on children raised by neglectful parents.

You should see the kids that get raised on buses. It like being in a fairy tale book. Old mother that lived in a shoe wasn't exaggerated.

 

[Pleco]

Must you

Is this better?

 

[Barf]

Is this better?

That'll do crusty pig.

 

[heeheehahaha]

God no, I have a younger sister. Imagine how much more fucked up I would've turned out if I was an only child.

only child?

Im an only child! My kids wrestle and argue and are all attitude to each other, I just cant understand it

 

[Barf]

Im an only child! My kids wrestle and argue and are all attitude to each other, I just cant understand it

Think of it like the olden times when squatters had rights. The only way it got settled is the other one dies in a duel.

 

[Devil_Dawg]

My Gramma lost her toe and she told us all it was from a shark attack during her surfer days. (It wasn't.)


My Gramma and Aunt Bea were the two best story tellers I've ever known. They could make up stuff as soon as you asked and have you believing it. My mom does it to, and if things had worked out differently I would have subjected my non-existent kids to it. I just do it to my nieces and nephews now.

I lie to my grandkids every gad damn day, on purpose.

 

[Barf]

I lie to my grandkids every gad damn day, on purpose.

Yea I don't love your grandkids either.

 

[coffeeowl]

Im an only child! My kids wrestle and argue and are all attitude to each other, I just cant understand it

I'm a middle child. Had it from all sides. No escape!

 

[Devil_Dawg]

I'm a middle child. Had it from all sides. No escape!

nah that's easy, swing in all directions. It's like Marines, we ain't happy unless we're surrounded

 

[Barf]

nah tha'ts easy, swing in all directions. It's like Marines, we ain't happy unless we're surrounded

Swing low, sweet chariot.

 

[coffeeowl]

nah tha'ts easy, swing in all directions. It's like Marines, we ain't happy unless we're surrounded

I never sit with my back to the door.

 

[Barf]

I never sit with my back to the door.

Michael Corleone?

 

[Bode "Emo Barry" Miller]

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[Princess Gina Marie]

Is this better?

Yeaaahhh...ummm....no

 

[Devil_Dawg]

Michael Corleone?

Never understood why people think the mafia is so tough, they ain't tough, it ain't tough to shoot someone in the back of the head when they ain't looking. A tough h=guy to me is someone that says "Catfish, I never liked you, and now I'm going to take you outside and punch your head in." And then does it