05/26 - The Owlman Thursday!

[Jerami]

I was just kidding. We've actually interacted, weirdo.

I just figured you were hammered.

 

[clickhappier]

OMG, now I see what you mean.
There are literally no results .. for the past three years.

I demand a refund!

 

[LightningLord]

going in - dat bonus!

Title: Auditory Experiment - $2.00 BONUS possible for a total of $2.35 in ~16min! (timeout in 40min) | PANDA Requester: McDermott Experiments [A19YWY6E1CP566] (TO) TO Ratings: 2.60 Communicativity 2.96 Generosity 4.04 Fairness 4.13 Promptness Number of Reviews: 96 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Bonus $2.00 awarded for good performance (see preview for pay scheme)! Listen closely and make judgments about sounds! Time: 40 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $0.35 Qualifications: Total approved HITs is not less than 50; HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 90; Location is US

This is the weirdest fucking hit I've ever done.

 

[Jerami]

They're dropping! Thank you lord.

Anything good?

 

[Vanyanka]

I just figured you were hammered.

I resent that.

I remember everything when I drink.

 

[Concise]

This one appears to have been around awhile, although somehow I've never managed to take it, until now. Decent T.O. -

EDIT: it took me 11 min

Title: Answer a survey about your opinions | PANDA Requester: sabrina a. zirkel [ABYL9MJDX09HU] (TO) TO Ratings: 0.00 Communicativity 4.50 Generosity 5.00 Fairness 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 2 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Consider college applications Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $1.25 Qualifications: Masters has been granted; Location is US

 

[Pleco]

They don't even mention our beloved Butterbean in their Dogs of Amazon feature:

https://www.amazon.com/p/feature/d8j6je99gnx65bk

Talulah's answer for favorite toy is such bullshit. "Her peanut butter", that's not a dog toy, that's not a toy at all. Don't insult my intelligence Amazon, I will contact customer service if you keep this shit up.

 

[Vanyanka]

Anything good?

I mean going down in numbers. My nemesis, opendoor.

 

[Shannon]

You are so funny. I have been here, working like crazy for the past 4 days. You are the one who has sparsely been here.

<< "working" You know me well enough to know I sleep janky hours. You do it too.

 

[Jerami]

I resent that.

I remember everything when I drink.

I don't drink but, I have a mind like a steel trap. Nothing gets in.

 

[Kessikitty]

I don't drink but, I have a mind like a steel trap. Nothing gets in.

I spat my soda. Thanks. Gotta go clean my keys, but that was funny.

 

[Jerami]

<< "working" You know me well enough to know I sleep janky hours. You do it too.

Don't you have to keep regularish hours due to school?

 

[Kico]

Too bad I couldn't hit $40 on mturk today
Today's Projected Earnings: $28.24 + Bonuses: $2.72 = $30.96 + $50 Other Site = $80.96

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[clickhappier]

Looks like Requesters can't publish HITs. At least, I can't.

Spoiler: You know it's bad when Amazon admits it

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Oh wow, now they're admitting it with the red icon, they NEVER do that! "The Requester Website is experiencing a service disruption. We are investigating."

 

[Shannon]

Don't you have to keep regularish hours due to school?

Online. Lol. Just have to finish the work before the due date that's all.

 

[Tribune]

Oh wow, now they're admitting it with the red icon, they NEVER do that! "The Requester Website is experiencing a service disruption. We are investigating."

They're admitting it for now. Looks like they hope to bury the body before they update the 35-day history.

 

[clickhappier]

This one appears to have been around awhile, although somehow I've never managed to take it, until now. Decent T.O. -

EDIT: it took me 11 min

Title: Answer a survey about your opinions | PANDA Requester: sabrina a. zirkel [ABYL9MJDX09HU] (TO) TO Ratings: 0.00 Communicativity 4.50 Generosity 5.00 Fairness 5.00 Promptness Number of Reviews: 2 (Submit a new TO rating for this requester) Description: Consider college applications Time: 60 minutes Hits Available: 1 Reward: $1.25 Qualifications: Masters has been granted; Location is US

Golly, I wonder how I've never taken that one before either! Oh, wait.

 

[Jaded]

Today's Projected EarningsDetails

$30.11

aww yes I"m rich.

 

[YAHU]

 

[kryss]

Go Away