05/30 - Terrific Thursday!

[cb456]

"And you have just had a fatal heart attack while being bitten by a shark while sky diving in space"

have you ever been stung by a great white shark?

 

[GTR]

have you ever been stung by a great white shark?

no, but i was once bitten by a flying pig

 

[alk69]

"And you have just had a fatal heart attack while being bitten by a shark while sky diving in space"

Space shark. The worst kind. Even worse than space whales..........although the space burrito can really bite you in the ass.

 

[TotalBabe]

4:15

Title: Short survey about learning people/objects | Accept Requester: Yiyue Zhang [A3Q6OZ3GF5LS87] Contact TV: [Hrly=$25.20] [Pay=Generous] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: 1.50 Duration: 30:00 Available: 1 Description: In this survey, you will be presented with a short description about a person or an object. You will provide your opinions about this person or this object. Qualifications: Masters Exists ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThan 80; Location EqualTo US

 

[Peachy]

what if someone actually did have a fatal heart attack right before answering that AC and they knew it was feeling pretty fatal so they click yes and barely finish out the survey before falling out of the chair and eventually passing. how would the requester know they’re being sincere

 

[turkleton]

no, but i was once bitten by a flying pig

@mboone73, you're an asshole for doing that, btw

 

[turkleton]

what if someone actually did have a fatal heart attack right before answering that AC and they knew it was feeling pretty fatal so they click yes and barely finish out the survey before falling out of the chair and eventually passing. how would the requester know they’re being sincere

They'll just reject anyway. Requesters don't give a shit if you die.

 

[Peachy]

They'll just reject anyway. Requesters don't give a shit if you die.

life is downright cruel

 

[GTR]

Space shark. The worst kind. Even worse than space whales..........although the space burrito can really bite you in the ass.

think i had that burrito last week

 

[Merovign]

Re: Fatal heart attack question.

Is a brain in a jar dead? Asking for a friend.

 

[alk69]

life is downright cruel

Yep. No one survives it.

 

[GTR]

who here hasn't wanted to check the "Have you ever had a fatal heart attack?"
at least one time while doing a survey

 

[TotalBabe]

"And you have just had a fatal heart attack while being bitten by a shark while sky diving in space"

Now count every vowel in this 1,000 word excerpt from a history book.

 

[cb456]

Re: Fatal heart attack question.

Is a brain in a jar dead? Asking for a friend.

 

[alk69]

Re: Fatal heart attack question.

Is a brain in a jar dead? Asking for a friend.

Annnnd.....your ''friend'' lives in a jar?....does it have a built-in garage? And an address. Those house finder HITs will want to know.

 

[Peachy]

Yep. No one survives it.

not in our lifetimes at least
i went very deep on a mtc after dark one day last week. in the future i think people will have the ability to edit their genes and be able to live 200-300 years

this is what happens when you log in late on mtc sometimes. i drop this information

 

[PJ-DIY]

who here hasn't wanted to check the "Have you ever had a fatal heart attack?"
at least one time while doing a survey

If I had one and they brought me back I'd think that counts but I don't the req would agree.

 

[Chris26]

$8 for a qualification test... you love to see it

Greetings from Amazon Mechanical Turk,

You've received a bonus from Impactstory team for work related to 3WUVMVA7OBBPGAQ3DWCDG6KZFBIAZQ.
The value of your bonus is: $8.00 USD

The Requester included this note:
unpaywall precision qualification test

Thanks for being a Worker on Mechanical Turk!

 

[Peachy]

Re: Fatal heart attack question.

Is a brain in a jar dead? Asking for a friend.

after 7 days yes

 

[GTR]

would you rather live to be 500
but be the only human alive

or die at 100
but still, have humans around