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Do you one better.@D to the R text me
it's okay nvrmind!Do you one better.
Call you while me and @Princess Consuela Bananahammock are doing bong hits in the bathroom.
#suburbanparentlife
I will bite. Why the bathroom?Do you one better.
Call you while me and @Princess Consuela Bananahammock are doing bong hits in the bathroom.
#suburbanparentlife
Really cheap vodka that comes in a plastic jug, and tears.So, what are we filling our nights with? Prayer? Quiet reflection? Community service?
Where is the high five smiley?Do you one better.
Call you while me and @Princess Consuela Bananahammock are doing bong hits in the bathroom.
#suburbanparentlife
Ah quiet reflection is how I like to spend my Sundays too.Really cheap vodka that comes in a plastic jug, and tears.
That line came from my childhood neighborhood. Elisabeth Shue even said it on the tonight show once. It was condensed to simply nice shoes so the nuns and priets didn't pick it up.Well sweet then...
Ah, that makes sense. I suppose I take my ability to open the window and incense and all that for granted. (I had to revise this three times to stop myself from shitposting.)Exhaust fan...
Location. Location. Location.I will bite. Why the bathroom?
Depending on kid age, probably also related to #suburbanparentlifeI will bite. Why the bathroom?
I grew up in the suburbs and the air was rife with the recreational activities of others, but that was the early 90s.Depending on kid age, probably also related to #suburbanparentlife
As explained by a non-wrestling fan: "Why hello sir, I thought you might be hot from the proximity we are standing to each other so I am going to make a fan motion to cool us down."
It's kinda scary when I don't shitpost.