08/30 - Follow Along Friday!

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Slept in really late.... just now finding my way here... thinking of taking the whole day off. Looks pretty dead and it's been a pretty good week. My only hesitation is one day turns into multiple months when I take off.
 

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I heard with Masters that the AI overlords we've been developing that run the behind the scenes stuff tattoo potential worker ID's to the heads of humans who have failed them, they then remove and insert the heads into an over-sized bingo ball cage, spin, and whichever heads roll down the slot are then chosen to be granted the qualification. I know this from a friend's cousin's husband's nephew who sells giant bingo ball cages through AliExpress, who fulfilled a custom order and was later found weeping behind a truck stop in Kansas City with all of his hair shaven and no recollection of the previous 3 months of his life other than "They asked me if I'd ever been bitten by a great white shark". Totally incoherent, eyebrows never grew back and hasn't been the same since. You didn't hear the AliExpress part from me though.
 

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Slept in really late.... just now finding my way here... thinking of taking the whole day off. Looks pretty dead and it's been a pretty good week. My only hesitation is one day turns into multiple months when I take off.
I said this same thing on the first day of my new job a few months ago.
 
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Got to 31 before getting the boot from Sergey.

Better than nothing at least.
 

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I heard with Masters that the AI overlords we've been developing that run the behind the scenes stuff tattoo potential worker ID's to the heads of humans who have failed them, they then remove and insert the heads into an over-sized bingo ball cage, spin, and whichever heads roll down the slot are then chosen to be granted the qualification. I know this from a friend's cousin's husband's nephew who sells giant bingo ball cages through AliExpress, who fulfilled a custom order and was later found weeping behind a truck stop in Kansas City with all of his hair shaven and no recollection of the previous 3 months of his life other than "They asked me if I'd ever been bitten by a great white shark". Totally incoherent, eyebrows never grew back and hasn't been the same since. You didn't hear the AliExpress part from me though.
 

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So, my hubby called with an emergency about 30 minutes before Lunch today...he ripped his pants at work. So I rescued him with a pair from Home and afterwards I bought him 2 new pairs at Walmart. *sigh*
You'd think working in IT he wouldn't be doing anything to rip his pants, but it happened. Right across the front of his right thigh. He said he didn't know exactly when it happened, thankfully a coworker told him.
 

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I heard with Masters that the AI overlords we've been developing that run the behind the scenes stuff tattoo potential worker ID's to the heads of humans who have failed them, they then remove and insert the heads into an over-sized bingo ball cage, spin, and whichever heads roll down the slot are then chosen to be granted the qualification. I know this from a friend's cousin's husband's nephew who sells giant bingo ball cages through AliExpress, who fulfilled a custom order and was later found weeping behind a truck stop in Kansas City with all of his hair shaven and no recollection of the previous 3 months of his life other than "They asked me if I'd ever been bitten by a great white shark". Totally incoherent, eyebrows never grew back and hasn't been the same since. You didn't hear the AliExpress part from me though.
I actually believe this...
 
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