09/29 - Zoom Zoom Friday

[Jaded]

Can you go chew somewhere else, please? I'm trying to concentrate, here.

/me leaves while chewing sadly.

 

[aveline]

/me leaves while chewing sadly.

*slow chew*

 

[tricker]

Lezzzzbehonest, we're all here, we're all failures.

<3 Love ya'll

If you compare me to my friends, yep, I'm a failure.

Ask my kid? I am the bestest ever.

(This is your PSA for having kids.)

 

[Vanyanka]

/me munches on toffee peanuts.

I want.

 

[Peachy]

PE: $100.05

 

[JenniLeigh]

If you're not in your 40s I have you beat by over 10!

See, you're a baby!

And you're doing great! You're a good mom, a great person, and super awesome!

Thank you for your lies.

 

[Loxxed]

If you compare me to my friends, yep, I'm a failure.

Ask my kid? I am the bestest ever.

(This is your PSA for having kids.)

I want.

Yes we know you want all the kids.

 

[tricker]

Can you go chew somewhere else, please? I'm trying to concentrate, here.

Concentrate on what? How badly this thread has diverged from work?

(love and appreciate you, aveline! you rock.)

 

[Pleco]

I am quoting for drinking and gif.... got kicked out of being at my mothers where my cats live right now because i'm a terrible almost 30 year old failure. So came home to where i live, had two beer and a shot of captain morgan pumpkin spice with roomies. happy effing fall y'all.

This is home, this is a comfy safe place where we're all failures at different stages of our lives. You've got very young failures just starting out in life, and some older, more experienced failures. The important thing is that I was trying to finish this in an uplifting note but I got nothing. Let's drink.

 

[Vanyanka]

So last week, I let my Halo Top melt all the way down. I froze it and it now only fills half the container. I'm scared. Hold me, @kryss and @Kerek.

 

[Jaded]

I want.

MIL bought a <giant circle metal thingy I can't think of the word> of them. There's like a million in there.

 

[JenniLeigh]

If you compare me to my friends, yep, I'm a failure.

Ask my kid? I am the bestest ever.

(This is your PSA for having kids.)

La Princessa tells me every day that I'm the best mom ever.

 

[Vanyanka]

Yes we know you want all the kids.

No, I want all the goats.

 

[tricker]

Thank you for your lies.

i. never. lie. ever. like ever. I should learn how. But I've made it this far, so....

 

[aveline]

Concentrate on what? How badly this thread has diverged from work?

(love and appreciate you, aveline! you rock.)

 

[JenniLeigh]

MIL bought a <giant circle metal thingy I can't think of the word> of them. There's like a million in there.

A tin?

 

[It's Gamera!]

PE: $100.05

Aw yeah. Now go grab those tickets and say hello to Roni Size for me in December.

Also ask what the hell happened to him since releasing New Forms

 

[savvy]

I'm a 30-ish-year-old failure too. Hugs and love.

i have a fairly nice job, just lots of debt and my ex left me without a car or place to live with three critters...honestly i'm not that terrible but my mom thinks so!

 

[KillMoles]

53 here and finally doing what I want and becoming who I always should have been, and who I wanted to be, but never knew it until now.

 

[Jaded]

A tin?

Yup.

Apparently, I'm forgetting all the words. I wonder if I'm broken.