12/05 - Wellington Wednesday!

[chickenboneneck]

so is mine but she makes me kinda uncomfortable because she always presses her chest into my arm harder than I think is necessary to reach my mouth

My hygenist is really cute, too.

Going to the dentist is like going to a strip club but they clean your teeth and aren't naked.

 

[Despairagus]

so is mine but she makes me kinda uncomfortable because she always presses her chest into my arm harder than I think is necessary to reach my mouth

my childhood dentist was nicknamed "Dr. Boobs"

well that's not his job you're supposed to go to the vet for that

Not the vet, a Botanist! He's a Botanical Dentist.

 

[themildone]

My hygenist is really cute, too.

Going to the dentist is like going to a strip club but they clean your teeth and aren't naked.

so not at all?

 

[mboone73]

I know I’ve shared this before, but I had a dentist put one of her boobs on my face once. It was very calming.

 

[thismegan]

No babies for you!

I have room in my baby hauling truck, so I'll take the baby that was going to her.

 

[tricker]

Poll question: Do you actively go to the Dentist?

- Yes
- No

public settings

@Jaded

Add -Way too often

For those of us who go like 3-4 times per year.

 

[Despairagus]

I have room in my baby hauling truck, so I'll take the baby that was going to her.

Pls do!

 

[themildone]

I have room in my baby hauling truck, so I'll take the baby that was going to her.

you can borrow mine, just watch out because apparently he shits on the floor now because i guess I'm raising a heathen

 

[chickenboneneck]

so not at all?

I mean I feel better about the dentist (better looking girls, no weird grinding except on your teeth with approved medical instruments, don't have to throw dollars at them).

It's a lot like a strip club but way better.

 

[Despairagus]

Also, does "Actively" mean "for checkups" or "when I break a tooth bi-annually" ?

 

[themildone]

I know I’ve shared this before, but I had a dentist put one of her boobs on my face once. It was very calming.

I've had a boob on my face but i don't think calming is the word I'd use

 

[JenniLeigh]

I know I’ve shared this before, but I had a dentist put one of her boobs on my face once. It was very calming.

Now I know to play dentist instead of doctor.

 

[tricker]

I know I’ve shared this before, but I had a dentist put one of her boobs on my face once. It was very calming.

Ya know...Hm. I mean, why? I'm thinking through the reasons this might happen...lol...

 

[themildone]

I mean I feel better about the dentist (better looking girls, no weird grinding except on your teeth with approved medical instruments, don't have to throw dollars at them).

It's a lot like a strip club but way better.

but...that means basically everything is like a strip club...

 

[chickenboneneck]

but...that means basically everything is like a strip club...

No, its like a strip club because of how they kinda crawl all over you and youre kinda just like pinned down to a chair.

 

[Despairagus]

but...that means basically everything is like a strip club...

this is very #deep

 

[Peachy]

Fetish

 

[themildone]

No, its like a strip club because of how they kinda crawl all over you and youre kinda just like pinned down to a chair.

oooh. I get it now. if y'all didn't already know I'm stupid, you certainly do now.

 

[alk69]

I keep forgetting what color burgundy is .-.

This I have trouble believing. Burgundy is dark RED wine......did I mention wine?

 

[Peachy]

Also, does "Actively" mean "for checkups" or "when I break a tooth bi-annually" ?

either/or

what tooth did you break this time?

 

[Jerami]

my childhood dentist was nicknamed "Dr. Boobs"

Not the vet, a Botanist! He's a Botanical Dentist.

Nobody is named Dr Boobs! (they could be but, that's just what my brain immediately thought. Like, why wouldn't you change it? I mean, I guess, why would you change it but, I feel like someone in that lineage must have thought to change it. God. Could you imagine school?! Would you even be able to get married without giggling? My brains exploded.)

I do think that that would be the number 1 vanity licence plate for cosmetic surgeons that specialize in chests.