Okay, okay. I take it back <3 adore me again.
0/5 story.
Okay lemme try this.
I was riding the boat through a river at night. It was storming pretty bad. The water was real choppy, and I'm pretty sure I heard some werewolves after us. I was scared, but I kept my cool. I got to shore and I told the boat. "Boat, listen. I'm a cat, turtle, marshmallow. I'm no good for you, you gotta go back to your owl." And the boat said nothing, cause it was a boat. But it looked at me with its little fog lights, flickering in the darkness, and I just broke. I said "Boat, You can stay with me. Coffeeowl will understand."
Now, come to find out, you didn't understand and Boaty is real sad and so am I.