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It's just in an owl bowl. You're safe... for now.
It's just in an owl bowl. You're safe... for now.
Damn. Now I am sad! Ok you can keep the boat. I need a swankier one to hold all my crew anyway.Okay, okay. I take it back <3 adore me again.
Okay lemme try this.
I was riding the boat through a river at night. It was storming pretty bad. The water was real choppy, and I'm pretty sure I heard some werewolves after us. I was scared, but I kept my cool. I got to shore and I told the boat. "Boat, listen. I'm a cat, turtle, marshmallow. I'm no good for you, you gotta go back to your owl." And the boat said nothing, cause it was a boat. But it looked at me with its little fog lights, flickering in the darkness, and I just broke. I said "Boat, You can stay with me. Coffeeowl will understand."
Now, come to find out, you didn't understand and Boaty is real sad and so am I.
It's just in an owl bowl. You're safe... for now.
I almost missed your q-tip point for thatI think this is my favorite photo I posted. My cats didn't know what the fuck was going on.
/me goes to write a story about boats.
It was Xiao's fault!I almost missed your q-tip point for that
You're so sensitive today. You feeling okay?Oh, it's the nightly "this is where we want @Rerun to leave" alert.
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have I mentioned how nice your kitchen was?I'm buzzed.
I mean I'm not.
@TQueen every time I've seen this lovely new member today, all I can think about is the Black Mirror episode.Hi. Is this where I can s**t post?
Grocery store.Is Sprouts a salad place? If so, can I have it.
@TQueen every time I've seen this lovely new member today, all I can think about is the Black Mirror episode.
I may not ever be able to eat bacon ever again.
have I mentioned how nice your kitchen was?
yeah....that was a rough one to get through.That episode nearly made me stop watching. (And it was the first one, lol)
I love Black Mirror.@TQueen every time I've seen this lovely new member today, all I can think about is the Black Mirror episode.
I may not ever be able to eat bacon ever again.
@TQueen every time I've seen this lovely new member today, all I can think about is the Black Mirror episode.
I may not ever be able to eat bacon ever again.