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coffeeowl

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Okay, okay. I take it back <3 adore me again.



Okay lemme try this.

I was riding the boat through a river at night. It was storming pretty bad. The water was real choppy, and I'm pretty sure I heard some werewolves after us. I was scared, but I kept my cool. I got to shore and I told the boat. "Boat, listen. I'm a cat, turtle, marshmallow. I'm no good for you, you gotta go back to your owl." And the boat said nothing, cause it was a boat. But it looked at me with its little fog lights, flickering in the darkness, and I just broke. I said "Boat, You can stay with me. Coffeeowl will understand."

Now, come to find out, you didn't understand and Boaty is real sad and so am I.
Damn. Now I am sad! Ok you can keep the boat. I need a swankier one to hold all my crew anyway.

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Rerun @Rerun

IF I ACTUALLY MADE YOU SAD I'M SORRY.

if I didn't I take this back with a fiery vengeance and wish a plague of locusts on your in-game crops.
 
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TQueen @TQueen every time I've seen this lovely new member today, all I can think about is the Black Mirror episode.

I may not ever be able to eat bacon ever again.

That episode nearly made me stop watching. (And it was the first one, lol)
 
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That episode nearly made me stop watching. (And it was the first one, lol)
yeah....that was a rough one to get through.

That and the one where they chase that girl with the phones and torture people.
 
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