Post throwdown for 5ALTY's!

[catsoneverything]

"If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, ""Log o' fire! Log o' fire!"" I've never done this, but I think it'd work."

 

[MerryLou]

Those quotes are so handy to have....

 

[catsoneverything]

"I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then, Yahoo!, I'd have all my money back."

 

[MerryLou]

I agree with that quote

 

[catsoneverything]

"The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."

 

[Maria Tortilla]

 

[MerryLou]

Lawls

 

[catsoneverything]

"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer."

 

[heeheehahaha]

Tqueen says curveballs ahead so keep an eye on the challenge thread.

When'd she say that?

 

[catsoneverything]

"If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone."

 

[MerryLou]

When'd she say that?

Check the survival challenges thread.

 

[catsoneverything]

"When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil."

 

[MerryLou]

That happened to me

 

[catsoneverything]

"Here's a good trick: Get a job as a judge at the Olympics. Then, if some guy sets a world record, pretend that you didn't see it and go, "Okay, is everybody ready to start now?"."

 

[Maria Tortilla]

 

[MerryLou]

Something witty

 

[catsoneverything]

"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you."

 

[Maria Tortilla]

 

[catsoneverything]

This is going to be the longest thread in the history of long threads on forums

 

[MerryLou]

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