Post throwdown for 5ALTY's!

[catsoneverything]

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[Maria Tortilla]

 

[catsoneverything]

"Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared"

 

[Maria Tortilla]

 

[MerryLou]

Tqueen





(Made ya look?)

 

[catsoneverything]

"If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He likes enchiladas, because that's what He's getting"

 

[MerryLou]

Legit lol

 

[Maria Tortilla]

 

[catsoneverything]

"I'd like to see a nature film where an eagle swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary."

 

[MerryLou]

That's racist to worms

 

[catsoneverything]

"Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling."

 

[MerryLou]

You're lucky I like these quotes so much

 

[Maria Tortilla]

 

[catsoneverything]

"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone."

 

[nickhatesyou]

hi

 

[catsoneverything]

"As the evening sky faded from a salmon color to a sort of flint gray, I thought back to the salmon I caught that morning, and how gray he was, and how I named him Flint."

 

[nickhatesyou]

a

 

[MerryLou]

That one's a little rough, no lie

 

[nickhatesyou]

no

 

[catsoneverything]

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing."