Watching Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory with the kids. I have some questions...
1. When Charlie shows the golden ticket to the family, he says, "it says I can take another person, I wish you could come Grandpa Joe." What about your mother that slaves away as a washer woman and does everything she can to support your ass. NO... You would rather take some shiftless layabout that does nothing but leech off the family.
2. How the hell does, after 20 YEARS, Grandpa Joe just get up and start dancing.... Obviously he's been playing the long con and doing jack shit while everyone else slaves away for his tobacco money and cabbage water.
3. When he does get up and start singing, how the hell does Charlie know the words to his song?
4. When they do get into Wonka's factory, he ENCOURAGES Charlie to steal the drink. Obviously, since he doesn't do anything to help the family and just takes from them and then decides to just take from Wonka, Charlie is being led by a VERY bad example...
Conclusion... Grandpa Joe is an asshole.
Or maybe I read too much into this shit...