today at work, one of the guys thought I was hitting on him.
see, there has been no toilet paper in the bathroom for three days.
so, being the resourceful gentleman that I am, I tucked some cottenelle cleaning wipes in a ziplock bag
it turns out that i bought the guardians of the galaxy ziplocks, and that apparently means there are character designs on the bags.
so, here I am at work, with a plastic bag of wipes, with an image of thanos wearing the gauntlet on it
anyway, I'm in the bathroom, washing my hands, when I hear someone move in the stall.
he says, "oh no..."
so, being the kind gentleman that I am, I said out loud, "don't be alarmed, but if you're interested, I think I have something to help you out in there"
anyway, long story short, I have to report to HR first thing monday morning.