07/03 - Torrid Tuesday!

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But one milkshake does bring all the birds to the yard!

When Matt and I started dating, I was in the hospital and he came to keep me company. I was zonked out on iv meds and was sad I couldn't get a chocolate milkshake at 4am. I hadn't been able to eat in days, and I was jonesing hard. He brought me one later the next day and says he's still getting points for it years later.

If he wants to make me a slutty weepy bitch, he brings me a milkshake in reference to that incident.
 

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But one milkshake does bring all the birds to the yard!

When Matt and I started dating, I was in the hospital and he came to keep me company. I was zonked out on iv meds and was sad I couldn't get a chocolate milkshake at 4am. I hadn't been able to eat in days, and I was jonesing hard. He brought me one later the next day and says he's still getting points for it years later.

If he wants to make me a slutty weepy bitch, he brings me a milkshake in reference to that incident.
/me uses the 'taking notes' gif
 

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But one milkshake does bring all the birds to the yard!

When Matt and I started dating, I was in the hospital and he came to keep me company. I was zonked out on iv meds and was sad I couldn't get a chocolate milkshake at 4am. I hadn't been able to eat in days, and I was jonesing hard. He brought me one later the next day and says he's still getting points for it years later.

If he wants to make me a slutty weepy bitch, he brings me a milkshake in reference to that incident.
A real Matt would have gotten his ass to a WalMart or something. Shit, you can make a milkshake with a blender and a few ingredients.
 
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A real Matt would have gotten his ass to a WalMart or something. Shit, you can make a milkshake with a blender and a few ingredients.
But...he got me one from the restaurant I like that I wouldn't stop talking about. He also doesn't cook.:LOL:

He's cooked once in the last year, and that was to make me a taco bake for valentine's day. :love:
 

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A real Matt would have gotten his ass to a WalMart or something. Shit, you can make a milkshake with a blender and a few ingredients.
But...he got me one from the restaurant I like that I wouldn't stop talking about. He also doesn't cook.:LOL:

He's cooked once in the last year, and that was to make me a taco bake for valentine's day. :love:
nothing better than a fresh baked milkshake, that's what I always say
 
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But...he got me one from the restaurant I like that I wouldn't stop talking about. He also doesn't cook.:LOL:

He's cooked once in the last year, and that was to make me a taco bake for valentine's day. :love:
He was trying to cook a milkshake?

 

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I played a DND game on telnet for like 10 years, the game type is called a MUD
 
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He was trying to cook a milkshake?

The combining of ingredients in a blender would qualify for him.

But, also, he's clueless in the kitchen, and his mom owned a restaurant no less.

Ok, not totally fair, he can chop SO WELL and SO FAST. I can tell what bitch work his mom made him do, cause he will fly thru a few pounds of onions for me and leave them diced up in a tupperware like it's his superpower.
 

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The combining of ingredients in a blender would qualify for him.

But, also, he's clueless in the kitchen, and his mom owned a restaurant no less.

Ok, not totally fair, he can chop SO WELL and SO FAST. I can tell what bitch work his mom made him do, cause he will fly thru a few pounds of onions for me and leave them diced up in a tupperware like it's his superpower.
I want this superpower. 75% of my time cooking is spent dicing things
 
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