07/03 - Torrid Tuesday!

[Jharkan]

 

[Starslip]

 

[YAHU]

:eggplant:

 

[mboone73]

 

[ctraltDel]

I have done virtually nothing today. I'm sorry for hurting our quest, @Delimon.

Well.... I guess you're forgiven. (I did nothing either)

 

[Pleco]

Some cows are smart enough that they can figure out where milk comes from, and they go straight to the source.

 

[Jharkan]

if you crack a cold one in one yard, and put a milkshake in the other..

which yard do the boys go to?

 

[Birdie]

But one milkshake does bring all the birds to the yard!

When Matt and I started dating, I was in the hospital and he came to keep me company. I was zonked out on iv meds and was sad I couldn't get a chocolate milkshake at 4am. I hadn't been able to eat in days, and I was jonesing hard. He brought me one later the next day and says he's still getting points for it years later.

If he wants to make me a slutty weepy bitch, he brings me a milkshake in reference to that incident.

 

[Jharkan]

But one milkshake does bring all the birds to the yard!

When Matt and I started dating, I was in the hospital and he came to keep me company. I was zonked out on iv meds and was sad I couldn't get a chocolate milkshake at 4am. I hadn't been able to eat in days, and I was jonesing hard. He brought me one later the next day and says he's still getting points for it years later.

If he wants to make me a slutty weepy bitch, he brings me a milkshake in reference to that incident.

/me uses the 'taking notes' gif

 

[mboone73]

But one milkshake does bring all the birds to the yard!

When Matt and I started dating, I was in the hospital and he came to keep me company. I was zonked out on iv meds and was sad I couldn't get a chocolate milkshake at 4am. I hadn't been able to eat in days, and I was jonesing hard. He brought me one later the next day and says he's still getting points for it years later.

If he wants to make me a slutty weepy bitch, he brings me a milkshake in reference to that incident.

A real Matt would have gotten his ass to a WalMart or something. Shit, you can make a milkshake with a blender and a few ingredients.

 

[cb456]

Wow, I had an Acer as my first PC that could access the internet. Pentium 75 mhz, 14.4 modem and a 500 meg hard drive. I haven't heard that name in years.

how many (hard) floppies did it take you to install quake.

 

[Birdie]

A real Matt would have gotten his ass to a WalMart or something. Shit, you can make a milkshake with a blender and a few ingredients.

But...he got me one from the restaurant I like that I wouldn't stop talking about. He also doesn't cook.

He's cooked once in the last year, and that was to make me a taco bake for valentine's day.

 

[turkleton]

malk

 

[Starslip]

how many (hard) floppies did it take you to install quake.

I don't think I ever really had Quake. Star Wars Battle Chess, however, was 13 disks

 

[Jharkan]

A real Matt would have gotten his ass to a WalMart or something. Shit, you can make a milkshake with a blender and a few ingredients.

But...he got me one from the restaurant I like that I wouldn't stop talking about. He also doesn't cook.

He's cooked once in the last year, and that was to make me a taco bake for valentine's day.

nothing better than a fresh baked milkshake, that's what I always say

 

[Birdie]

I don't think I ever really had Quake. Star Wars Battlechess, however, was 13 disks

I had a DnD game on floppy disks. I was real cool.

 

[mboone73]

But...he got me one from the restaurant I like that I wouldn't stop talking about. He also doesn't cook.

He's cooked once in the last year, and that was to make me a taco bake for valentine's day.

He was trying to cook a milkshake?

 

[Jharkan]

I played a DND game on telnet for like 10 years, the game type is called a MUD

 

[Birdie]

He was trying to cook a milkshake?

The combining of ingredients in a blender would qualify for him.

But, also, he's clueless in the kitchen, and his mom owned a restaurant no less.

Ok, not totally fair, he can chop SO WELL and SO FAST. I can tell what bitch work his mom made him do, cause he will fly thru a few pounds of onions for me and leave them diced up in a tupperware like it's his superpower.

 

[Starslip]

The combining of ingredients in a blender would qualify for him.

But, also, he's clueless in the kitchen, and his mom owned a restaurant no less.

Ok, not totally fair, he can chop SO WELL and SO FAST. I can tell what bitch work his mom made him do, cause he will fly thru a few pounds of onions for me and leave them diced up in a tupperware like it's his superpower.

I want this superpower. 75% of my time cooking is spent dicing things