05/13 - Three-Card Monday!

[JenniLeigh]

The cheap maruchan or top ramen brands do have U.S factories (which is why they can afford to be so cheap.)

You have to import most of the good stuff though.

That's not what I was saying.
The tariffs are Chinese.

 

[JenniLeigh]

That's not what I was saying.
The tariffs are Chinese.

I don't doubt .10 noodles aren't imported.

 

[turkleton]

If anyone was wondering what CJ looks like

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Damn, she hit puberty like a car into a brick wall.

 

[TSolo315]

That's not what I was saying.
The tariffs are Chinese.

Ah. I thought you were trying to contradict what he was claiming

 

[JenniLeigh]

Ah. I thought you were trying to contradict what he was claiming

Nah, not a moron.

 

[turkleton]

How long after a qual test does it take to get a qual? I got a 100, GIMME QUAL!

 

[aveline]

How long after a qual test does it take to get a qual? I got a 100, GIMME QUAL!

Sometimes there's a bit of lag before it will actually say you have the qual, but you should be able to accept the HITs right away.

 

[turkleton]

I was checking my spam folder for something, and I saw this email:

hey,



do you like to meet this week ?





































academia.edu

 

[turkleton]

I was checking my spam folder for something, and I saw this email:

hey,



do you like to meet this week ?





































academia.edu

I copied and pasted it, it was formatted exactly like that. The .edu at the end is what made me lol the most. Maybe the hot single lady in my area is also a college professor.

 

[Veltora Otew]

Night folks

 

[turkleton]

Title: Quick test! Provide a description of these 4 words. | Accept Requester: tej [A3G6WK21REASX] Contact TV: [Hrly=$22.85] [Pay=Good] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=3.21] [Fast=4.60] [Comm=2.00] [Fair=4.25] [Reviews=45] [ToS=0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 0.50 Duration: 1:00:00 Available: 0 Description: - Qualifications:

 

[turkleton]

Title: Immigration Attitudes(~ 5 minutes) | Accept Requester: Josh Tybur [A1MMD6ODB2M8T1] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: 0.70 Duration: 1:00:00 Available: 0 Description: In this HIT, you will read a short description of a hypothetical group of individuals that wants to immigrate to the U.S. You will be asked whether you would approve of the U.S. allowing this group to immigrant, and you will be asked how comfortable you would be with those individuals living in your community. Qualifications:

 

[turkleton]

Title: Images and movie posters review | Accept Requester: Dr Davide Orazi [AAL85O1BYRRSZ] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: 0.40 Duration: 2:00:00 Available: 0 Description: Evaluate four images and five movie posters Qualifications:

 

[turkleton]

Title: Answer a research survey about identity and relationships ($5 for 30 to 45 minutes) | Accept Requester: Kristin Anders [A39ZAURBKOPPDS] Contact TV: [Hrly=$18.97] [Pay=Generous] [Approval=~24 hrs] [Comm=Unrated] [Rej=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=1.00] [Fast=0.00] [Comm=1.00] [Fair=1.00] [Reviews=1] [ToS=0] TO2: No Reviews Reward: 5.00 Duration: 3:00:00 Available: 0 Description: Get paid $5 to answer a survey on identity and relationships for a data collection. Take a 30 to 45 minute research survey focused on various types of romantic or sexual relationships in adulthood. Qualifications:

 

[turkleton]

Title: Brief survey about social media | Accept Requester: Elisabeth Earley [A3VS741R8E1107] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: 0.35 Duration: 8:00:00 Available: 0 Description: Help me with a class project by answering a brief survey about social media posts. This survey should take about 4 minutes of your time. Your participation is greatly appreciated! Qualifications:

 

[turkleton]

Title: Can you tell the difference? | Accept Requester: eamonn maher [AEZ48BLD1SJ6Z] Contact TV: No Reviews TO: No Reviews TO2: No Reviews Reward: 1.25 Duration: 5:00:00 Available: 0 Description: Pictures of surgeries performed by plastic surgeons or dermatologists who have undergone specialized surgical training Qualifications:

 

[Kristina M Greer]

So I went up to the 7-11 to get a lotto ticket and took Zoya with me. While i was getting a soda, I looked over and these guys were fumbling around with cases of Heineken trying to get out the back door.. I screamed at the girl who works there.. Yo they are trying to take your heiny out the back door.. The guy broke the handle on the door he was pounding to get out so bad.. I screamed out her again and told her, Yo Kat They are robbing you.. This girl (who just had back surgery) ran after them out the back door chased them down, caused them to drop a case and got their tag #.. Apparently these are the same guys who are wanted in a shooting over here the other day.. Like geez.. This is why I hate leaving my house.

 

[SherryNotShirley]

G'nite night shift, happy hunting.

 

[SherryNotShirley]

So I went up to the 7-11 to get a lotto ticket and took Zoya with me. While i was getting a soda, I looked over and these guys were fumbling around with cases of Heineken trying to get out the back door.. I I screamed at the girl who works there.. You they are trying to take your heiny out the back door.. The guy broke the handle on the door he was pounding to get out so bad.. I screamed out her again and told her Yo Kat They are robbing you.. This girl (who just had back surgery) ran after them out the back door chased them down, caused them to drop a case and got their tag #.. Apparently these are the same guys who are wanted in a shooting over here the other day.. Like geez.. This is why I hate leaving my house.

Yikes! Yes, stay home.

 

[GTR]

I just spilled dorito crumbs all over my face and into my shirt and what even is my life.

sounds pretty good to me
tho it would have been even better if it had been Oreo or Cheetos dust