The lets give [this person] a notification for [this thread] thread

[mboone73]

@Jaded Did I miss the free money?

 

[Vanyanka]

@Kerek
@Vanyanka
@coffeeowl
@themildone
@JenniLeigh
@TinaBanina
@esprit-hyperdoux
@MerryLou
@scrmcasey
@mboone73
@Turtlefemm
@Despairagus
@easterbasketcasey
@minkyboodle
@ducky
@Sondi
@savvy
@Gator
@roair
@CrazyCatLady
@FrenchToast


https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1982920904

looklooklook (the purchase button will be tehre Soon.)

It showed up on my Kindle today. Very excited.

 

[Jaded]

@Jaded Did I miss the free money?

Nope! There are still 11 up!

 

[Gator]

Wtf how is she not on my list

I don't know?

 

[Jaded]

I don't know?

I quoted you but I was yelling at myself.

 

[coffeeowl]

@Jaded I made homemade Mac-n-cheese. I'll come kidnap you and we can celebrate. You bring the wine.

 

[Jaded]

@Vanyanka
@coffeeowl
@themildone
@JenniLeigh
@TinaBanina
@esprit-hyperdoux
@MerryLou
@scrmcasey
@mboone73
@Turtlefemm
@Despairagus
@easterbasketcasey
@minkyboodle
@ducky
@Sondi
@savvy
@Gator
@Kennedy
@roair
@CrazyCatLady
@FrenchToast


Let's try this again. HI LOOK https://www.amazon.com/dp/1982920904

I didn't tag @Kerek cause I already tagged him in his thread. (Pretend I didn't just now tag him.)

 

[Kennedy]

@Vanyanka
@coffeeowl
@themildone
@JenniLeigh
@TinaBanina
@esprit-hyperdoux
@MerryLou
@scrmcasey
@mboone73
@Turtlefemm
@Despairagus
@easterbasketcasey
@minkyboodle
@ducky
@Sondi
@savvy
@Gator
@Kennedy
@roair
@CrazyCatLady
@FrenchToast


Let's try this again. HI LOOK https://www.amazon.com/dp/1982920904

I didn't tag @Kerek cause I already tagged him in his thread. (Pretend I didn't just now tag him.)

Just ordered it @Jaded

 

[savvy]

@Vanyanka
@coffeeowl
@themildone
@JenniLeigh
@TinaBanina
@esprit-hyperdoux
@MerryLou
@scrmcasey
@mboone73
@Turtlefemm
@Despairagus
@easterbasketcasey
@minkyboodle
@ducky
@Sondi
@savvy
@Gator
@Kennedy
@roair
@CrazyCatLady
@FrenchToast


Let's try this again. HI LOOK https://www.amazon.com/dp/1982920904

I didn't tag @Kerek cause I already tagged him in his thread. (Pretend I didn't just now tag him.)

i just realized i am poor.


next paycheck i will order <3

 

[Jaded]

@Kerek @coffeeowl @Vanyanka @JenniLeigh @savvy @Kennedy @Despairagus @ummm idk who else to tag.

Okay, so, this is a jaded story time. There is a nurse that really likes me because I always follow proper protection equipment protocols. (I mean she stops me every time she sees me to tell me this. And she tells the bosses occasionally which is weird but okay.) Anyway, I caught her in the hallway today and told her about my books. She was absolutely tickled by it, and then told me she knows a guy who owns a local bookstore (and is also maybe married to the mayor? That's cool.) Anyway, her daughter worked there for 12 years and she told me to contact them to get featured.

Okay, here's the important part about this. WHAT DO I SAY PLZ HELP.

 

[Kerek]

@Jaded basically that without all the weirdness.

"Hey, I work with/for [redacted] and she suggested I contact you about the books I've written, and possibly having them featured in your store. I'm a local author and have published two books in a fantasy series. [Some sentence or two about the books].

Cheers, @NervousJaded"

 

[Kerek]

@Jaded assuming pretty heavily you're not setting foot in there and doing this electronically?

 

[Jaded]

@Jaded basically that without all the weirdness.

I love that so much.

"Hey, I work with/for [redacted] and she suggested I contact you about the books I've written, and possibly having them featured in your store. I'm a local author and have published two books in a fantasy series. [Some sentence or two about the books].

Cheers, @NervousJaded"

/me writes this down.

I need a weirdness remover person for everything I write/say

 

[Jaded]

@Jaded assuming pretty heavily you're not setting foot in there and doing this electronically?

Yeah, if the contact form/email I have doesn't work I have to call them. (ohgodno)

 

[coffeeowl]

@Jaded Just call and say you are an internationally famous author and then how many books would they like to sell? ?

or do what wise @Kerek suggested.

My brain is tired.

 

[Jaded]

@Jaded Just call and say you are an internationally famous author and then how many books would they like to sell? ?

or do what wise @Kerek suggested.

My brain is tired.

Perfect. Also go to sleep!

 

[Vanyanka]

@Kerek @coffeeowl @Vanyanka @JenniLeigh @savvy @Kennedy @Despairagus @ummm idk who else to tag.

Okay, so, this is a jaded story time. There is a nurse that really likes me because I always follow proper protection equipment protocols. (I mean she stops me every time she sees me to tell me this. And she tells the bosses occasionally which is weird but okay.) Anyway, I caught her in the hallway today and told her about my books. She was absolutely tickled by it, and then told me she knows a guy who owns a local bookstore (and is also maybe married to the mayor? That's cool.) Anyway, her daughter worked there for 12 years and she told me to contact them to get featured.

Okay, here's the important part about this. WHAT DO I SAY PLZ HELP.

UM! This is so fucking amazing. Text me and we can discuss in detail. I just bought one copy of your book before I logged in here and I'm going to go buy another one in celebration.

 

[savvy]

@Kerek @coffeeowl @Vanyanka @JenniLeigh @savvy @Kennedy @Despairagus @ummm idk who else to tag.

Okay, so, this is a jaded story time. There is a nurse that really likes me because I always follow proper protection equipment protocols. (I mean she stops me every time she sees me to tell me this. And she tells the bosses occasionally which is weird but okay.) Anyway, I caught her in the hallway today and told her about my books. She was absolutely tickled by it, and then told me she knows a guy who owns a local bookstore (and is also maybe married to the mayor? That's cool.) Anyway, her daughter worked there for 12 years and she told me to contact them to get featured.

Okay, here's the important part about this. WHAT DO I SAY PLZ HELP.

I think @Kerek covered it well. But also, congrats on this freaking amazing opportunity!

 

[Kennedy]

@Kerek @coffeeowl @Vanyanka @JenniLeigh @savvy @Kennedy @Despairagus @ummm idk who else to tag.

Okay, so, this is a jaded story time. There is a nurse that really likes me because I always follow proper protection equipment protocols. (I mean she stops me every time she sees me to tell me this. And she tells the bosses occasionally which is weird but okay.) Anyway, I caught her in the hallway today and told her about my books. She was absolutely tickled by it, and then told me she knows a guy who owns a local bookstore (and is also maybe married to the mayor? That's cool.) Anyway, her daughter worked there for 12 years and she told me to contact them to get featured.

Okay, here's the important part about this. WHAT DO I SAY PLZ HELP.

I love all of the suggestions already. I am so excited for you!

 

[coffeeowl]

@Kennedy That was very kind of you to nominate me. Thanks!