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Jaded @Jaded I made homemade Mac-n-cheese. I'll come kidnap you and we can celebrate. You bring the wine. :wine:
 
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Kerek @Kerek coffeeowl @coffeeowl Vanyanka @Vanyanka JenniLeigh @JenniLeigh savvy @savvy Kennedy @Kennedy Despairagus @Despairagus @ummm idk who else to tag.

Okay, so, this is a jaded story time. There is a nurse that really likes me because I always follow proper protection equipment protocols. (I mean she stops me every time she sees me to tell me this. And she tells the bosses occasionally which is weird but okay.) Anyway, I caught her in the hallway today and told her about my books. She was absolutely tickled by it, and then told me she knows a guy who owns a local bookstore (and is also maybe married to the mayor? That's cool.) Anyway, her daughter worked there for 12 years and she told me to contact them to get featured.

Okay, here's the important part about this. WHAT DO I SAY PLZ HELP.
 

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Jaded @Jaded basically that without all the weirdness.

"Hey, I work with/for [redacted] and she suggested I contact you about the books I've written, and possibly having them featured in your store. I'm a local author and have published two books in a fantasy series. [Some sentence or two about the books].

Cheers, @NervousJaded"
 

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Jaded @Jaded assuming pretty heavily you're not setting foot in there and doing this electronically?
 
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Jaded @Jaded basically that without all the weirdness.
I love that so much.

"Hey, I work with/for [redacted] and she suggested I contact you about the books I've written, and possibly having them featured in your store. I'm a local author and have published two books in a fantasy series. [Some sentence or two about the books].

Cheers, @NervousJaded"
/me writes this down.

I need a weirdness remover person for everything I write/say
 
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Jaded @Jaded assuming pretty heavily you're not setting foot in there and doing this electronically?
Yeah, if the contact form/email I have doesn't work I have to call them. (ohgodno)
 
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Okay, so, this is a jaded story time. There is a nurse that really likes me because I always follow proper protection equipment protocols. (I mean she stops me every time she sees me to tell me this. And she tells the bosses occasionally which is weird but okay.) Anyway, I caught her in the hallway today and told her about my books. She was absolutely tickled by it, and then told me she knows a guy who owns a local bookstore (and is also maybe married to the mayor? That's cool.) Anyway, her daughter worked there for 12 years and she told me to contact them to get featured.

Okay, here's the important part about this. WHAT DO I SAY PLZ HELP.
UM! This is so fucking amazing. Text me and we can discuss in detail. I just bought one copy of your book before I logged in here and I'm going to go buy another one in celebration.
 

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Okay, so, this is a jaded story time. There is a nurse that really likes me because I always follow proper protection equipment protocols. (I mean she stops me every time she sees me to tell me this. And she tells the bosses occasionally which is weird but okay.) Anyway, I caught her in the hallway today and told her about my books. She was absolutely tickled by it, and then told me she knows a guy who owns a local bookstore (and is also maybe married to the mayor? That's cool.) Anyway, her daughter worked there for 12 years and she told me to contact them to get featured.

Okay, here's the important part about this. WHAT DO I SAY PLZ HELP.
I think Kerek @Kerek covered it well. But also, congrats on this freaking amazing opportunity!
 
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Okay, so, this is a jaded story time. There is a nurse that really likes me because I always follow proper protection equipment protocols. (I mean she stops me every time she sees me to tell me this. And she tells the bosses occasionally which is weird but okay.) Anyway, I caught her in the hallway today and told her about my books. She was absolutely tickled by it, and then told me she knows a guy who owns a local bookstore (and is also maybe married to the mayor? That's cool.) Anyway, her daughter worked there for 12 years and she told me to contact them to get featured.

Okay, here's the important part about this. WHAT DO I SAY PLZ HELP.
I love all of the suggestions already. I am so excited for you!
 
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