04/22 - We're mourning on Friday

[Princess Gina Marie]

No Birthday cake?

Newp.

I've never had a birthday cake in my life, actually.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

@GinaMarie I think you're the only one who will feel my pain over this.

My kid doesn't want a birthday cake.

But you might feel my happy when I say he wants a birthday cookie! I have to make cookies for his party and a GINORMOUS cookie as his cake.

He wants about 6 dozen cookies for his friends to eat at his party.

There are recipes for those out there! I remember helping a friend make one for her grandpa once.

 

[Lepi]

Newp.

I've never had a birthday cake in my life, actually.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think this is the most heart breaking thing I've ever heard.

 

[Kizka]

Newp.

I've never had a birthday cake in my life, actually.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Im not even sure how to react to that.

 

[Pleco]

Newp.

I've never had a birthday cake in my life, actually.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Here you go, just for you.

 

[Vanyanka]

Newp.

I've never had a birthday cake in my life, actually.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'll make you a cake! Well, I'll probably buy it but it will be from my favorite bakery ever!

 

[tricker]

There are recipes for those out there! I remember helping a friend make one for her grandpa once.

I have to look that up. I have made him cakes forever but this year he said he wants a cookie. A big ass cookie. Three times the size of his head. Chocolate chip. I'm gunna hafta look up how to make a cookie that big!

 

[hyway]

There are recipes for those out there! I remember helping a friend make one for her grandpa once.

you buy the large chocolate chip cookie dough and roll it out onto a pizza stone so its about a half inch thick and cook it like the directions say and there you have a giant cookie

 

[lobo925]

you buy the large chocolate chip cookie dough and roll it out onto a pizza stone so its about a half inch thick and cook it like the directions say and there you have a giant cookie

Brilliant

 

[TissueHime]

1 hour left for dibs!
@TQueen has dibs for sunday

 

[tricker]

Newp.

I've never had a birthday cake in my life, actually.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Aw shizz. I sent my post about the cookie cake before I saw this. Now I'm gunna go hide in a corner.

I would so make your next cake!

 

[tricker]

1 hour left for dibs!
@TQueen has dibs for sunday

Fuck. Bedtime for this old chick. I've seen "dibs" way too often for my health lately!

 

[Member9]

2 Me IRL 4 Me

 

[Digital Nomad]

, good thing my 2nd, 3rd ect wife will never be older then 30.

Er. I'm not 80. But yeah. It's a thing. Sorry! (so I have heard! I have old friends)

 

[Vanyanka]

2 Me IRL 4 Me

Rude!

 

[Cursed Scroll]

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[Pleco]

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Just accept it. Don't think about it. That's what I do every time someone in an alley offers me drugs.

 

[essjay]

Newp.

I've never had a birthday cake in my life, actually.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Fucking LIES. I just posted a goddamned candy cake for you IN THIS THREAD.

 

[Lepi]

Aww. Poor Patton Oswald. His wife died

This year. This year is the lamest year.

 

[lightningchad]

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