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[Lepi]

Wait, you said it was hot before. You and your lap choles.

 

[Vanyanka]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you never pity fuck a rodent.

 

[Krikket]

At least we'll all know to stay away from the self-driving cars that are covered in corpses.

 

[electrolyte]

Well, I like to think I have charismatic nipples but I'll have to ask others to know for sure.

 

[Lepi]

i only got breastfeeding so far.

 

[jklmnop]

I've gotten a few corpses in coffins... not what I want to see while eating my free pizza.

 

[Vanyanka]

That's always a shocker feeling that in your mouth.

 

[Lepi]

If I had a penis that would fit in a rat's ear I wouldn't brag about it at all.

 

[electrolyte]

Nothing makes you revisit your life choices than taking a crap in the freezing cold at 3 AM while the lifeless hollow eyes of a plastic Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer watches you and judges.

 

[Vanyanka]

Did you chock on it or just bite the tip?

 

[RaffRiffofTurk]

I liked you better as an ass.

 

[Vanyanka]

I got Pirc'ed, but not as hard as last time.

 

[El Pablo]

Maybe I do like that. At least I could just lie here.

 

[Vanyanka]

looks like i need to start grinding down on them...

 

[Drwho10]

 

[TQueen]

This is clearly doctored.

 

[Pleco]

This is clearly doctored.

Yes but doctored by who?

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[Drwho10]

This is clearly doctored.

i see what you did there

 

[MerryLou]

Damn ceiling fan wastin' my balls.

 

[Drwho10]

things aren't even interesting to look at until you use your camera to flick balls