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Don't swing that thing in the house
Don't swing that thing in the house
Are cats a good, or a service?
Nobody pays me in purse dogs.
anyone know the hysterectomy cap?
I don't eat beaver butt juice
Good thing those topless maids don't require math skills.
aww... I got left out on obesity...
I am not here to change you. I'm just saying, if you guys spent less time jerking your dicks to woodland creatures, you could probably go pretty far in life.
But I love you, even if you do spend your free time cranking your shaft to slutty raccoons.
Well, I don't know how long necrophilia sentences are off the top of my head.
seems to be firing in short, frantic bursts
Couldn't leave out the testicle.. was worth the extra typing
That Crumpledstinkbutt or whatever you called her was supposed to ask you for visitation rights not a black market baby deal
You're thinking of pee....
I know we're talking about dicks right now but that movie hit me right in the feels.
I lied, 3 on hernias and 2 on hyseterectomy. Still low though lol