Post throwdown for WARJLords!

[Jaded]

I want a tiny girl baby, and a tiny boy baby. I will keep them and love them and feed them marshmallows

 

[Lepi]

I have 1 toddler and I think I liked him better when he was a baby.

 

[Vanyanka]

I want a baby potato

Would you eat it?

 

[Krikket]

I would totally eat a potato baby.

 

[Jaded]

 

[Krikket]

Lego doesn't make any military-themed sets because the creator didn't want
to make war seem like child's play.

 

[Vanyanka]

I want a tiny girl baby, and a tiny boy baby. I will keep them and love them and feed them marshmallows

Until they turn into sociopathic little assholes like kids do.

 

[Jaded]

Until they turn into sociopathic little assholes like kids do.

Well that's when I'll mail them away.

 

[Lepi]

No, I would plant it in the ground and use it to grow more baby potatoes...

Then I would eat those.

 

[Liz]

I have alot of asshole kids. I just want a baby

 

[Krikket]

Keep plastic wrap from sticking to itself by storing it in the refrigerator.

 

[Lepi]

For real, I'm pretty sure my son just yelled " I WANNA MURDER!" at the top of his lungs...

 

[Jaded]

I have 0 kids, but I have a very nice little sister.

 

[Krikket]

When traveling, tie a small piece of bright-colored fabric to your luggage. It makes it a lot easier to spot on the baggage carousel.

 

[Lepi]

Everybody have fun tonight

 

[Liz]

My youngest will be 10 this year..i really need a baby

 

[Krikket]

Quick Hiccup Remedy: Pretend your finger is a mustache. Place it under your nose, and press in hard for 30 seconds. Your hiccups will often disappear before you even finish counting.

 

[Jaded]

My sister used to yell strange stuff like that.

one of the most memorable: "I wish I were a black lady, so I could kill in the fat."

She was 2 or 3 when she said that and none of us had any idea what she meant.

 

[Lepi]

Everybody Wang Chung tonight

 

[Vanyanka]

Well that's when I'll mail them away.

Good call.