06/01 - This Lovely Thursday!

[kryss]

The girls at the country club must have had such a laugh, nothing that a day at the spa and some 9am mimosas can't cure though.

it was jello shots and the guys were going to "teach me"

:avelineeyeroll:

i was drunk before we got on the course

 

[Kerek]

Really? On the 4th? I wonder why that is.

 

[Kerek]

it was jello shots and the guys were going to "teach me"

:avelineeyeroll:

i was drunk before we got on the course

You're such a [redacted].

 

[unfortuNate]

Not allowed to sleep during turktime :ave:

I slept for 2 hours last night. I earned this sleep lol

 

[minkyboodle]

it was jello shots and the guys were going to "teach me"

:avelineeyeroll:

i was drunk before we got on the course

Nothing good ever comes from the words "jello shots".

Source: My twenties, and the number of times I nearly got arrested.

 

[Vanyanka]

I slept for 2 hours last night. I earned this sleep lol

No, you fucking did not. Where is my tax on your earnings from yesterday?

 

[Vanyanka]

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[catnapped]

I slept for 2 hours last night. I earned this sleep lol

 

[catnapped]

No, you fucking did not. Where is my tax on your earnings from yesterday?

He's a piece of work. Promises you a laptop and doesn't deliver.

 

[tricker]

Aww!! That sucks! I hope it's not too bad this year.

It will be with some. But the ones who are nice and don't yell and only need a few extra days might not get charged a late fee. (We are already giving them until the 7th to pay with no fee to be nice and because of the holiday.)

I've never understood why tenants yell at me then ask me to waive the late fee. Uh, no?

 

[Kerek]

Nothing good ever comes from the words "jello shots".

Source: My twenties, and the number of times I nearly got arrested.

My sister had aliens from Toy Story green jello shots with three candy eyes on top for the parents at my nephew's Buzz Lightyear themed birthday party.

 

[Mr. Krabs]

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[unfortuNate]

No, you fucking did not. Where is my tax on your earnings from yesterday?

I'll steal you a laptop from the WalMart that @Jaded got free sandals from lol

 

[Pleco]

it was jello shots and the guys were going to "teach me"

:avelineeyeroll:

i was drunk before we got on the course

You have got to be the worst storyteller because you started with some lame " My golf club fell into a pond" and really buried the lede here.

 

[Matilda Jones]

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Caught this raw, but not sure if I want it.

 

[Piro]

1223344?

Yep. How'd you know?

 

[catnapped]

I'll steal you a laptop from the WalMart that @Jaded got free sandals from lol

 

[catnapped]

Yep. How'd you know?

You got an earful from him?

 

[kryss]

You have go to be the worst storyteller because you started with some lame " My golf club fell into a pond" and really buried the lede here.

it was also 10 AM on a Sunday, i think i had the right priorities back then

is that better?

 

[minkyboodle]

My sister had aliens from Toy Story green jello shots with three candy eyes on top for the parents at my nephew's Buzz Lightyear themed birthday party.

1. That could have been a hilarious but horrific mix-up, like the time my family forgot they made screwdrivers in the OJ pitcher the night before and breakfast got interesting.
2. May I please be invited to your next family barbecue? I'll brink Happy Hippie Cake or Sweet Potato Crunch Pie!