Someone needs to run a normal academic survey that halfway through becomes a Momo survey.
The lack of Mturk creepypasta has always bothered me about this marketplace.
I feel like at least once a week I get one that is like
I am a creative person [strongly disagree to strongly agree]
I am concerned for others [strongly disagree to strongly agree]
I am deeply moved by others suffering [strongly disagree to strongly agree]
I think about dying on a daily basis [strongly disagree to strongly agree]
When I die nothing no one will care [strongly disagree to strongly agree]
I have plans in place to end it all [strongly disagree to strongly agree]
I like puppies and kittens [strongly disagree to strongly agree]
I hold the door open for old people [strongly disagree to strongly agree]
That's close enough for me.