Back when I was a kid I got sent to a camp for summer, it was situated on a beautiful crystal lake and had old log cabins that looked to have been there since the 50s. When I arrived, I noticed there were other kids like me and also some hot camp counselors running around in hot short shorts, also while I was walking to my cabin this old creepy man jumped out from behind a tree and said "You're all gonna die!" then hopped on a tricycle and peddled off.
I thought this was kinda weird, but then again this kinda thing happened a lot back home with creepy guys hiding behind trees. So I go into my cabin and there were five other boys about my age except for one guy that was about thirty that never wore a shirt and had posters of shirtless actors like John Travolta, Ponch from CHIPS, David Hasselhoff and Deney Terrio.
There was also this one creepy kid that always wore a beat up old hockey mask and carried a machete and never spoke, just looked into the distance.
Well to keep a long story short, after dinner at the mess hall we all set around a campfire while the incredibly hott counselors told stories of this maniac that liked to chop up people staying at a summer camp and that he was still wandering around the woods of that particular camp.
After the campfire stories, I went to bed, when I woke up the next morning I noticed everyone was gone, so I went outside looking for everyone, only to discover that everyone had been hacked to death. So I called my mom and said I need to come home, so I left and never went back. This was the suckiest summer camp ever...