10/24 - Write It Down Wednesday!

[jan]

Title: Complete a short survey (3-4minutes)(~ 4 minutes) | Accept Requester: Elizabeth Keenan [A2AWX5DYMGDYX2] Contact TV: [Hrly=$12.53] [Pay=4.29] [Fast=null] [Comm=null] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=3.80] [Fast=4.68] [Comm=4.43] [Fair=4.92] [Reviews=62] [ToS=0] TO2: [Hrly=4.63] [Pen=2.00 days] [Res=50%] [Rec=67%] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Brk=0] Reward: 0.50 Duration: 1800 Available: 1 Description: This HIT involves completing a short survey for research. You will be asked to complete a short 3-4 minute survey about your preferences. It will help us learn more about what factors influence individual decisions and behavior. You will be compensated $0.50 for completing the study, with the possibility of a $10 bonus. The HIT is open to workers 18 years or older and located in the U.S. with a HIT approval rate of at least 95%. Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; Exc: [105951940-111864] DoesNotExist ; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 95; Location In US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.4.0​

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[Trucker]

Title: Quick survey on mobile phone use | Accept Requester: mturk-jm [AC9DGG7FI3SFF] Contact TV: [Hrly=$18.79] [Pay=4.43] [Fast=null] [Comm=null] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=4.42] [Fast=4.60] [Comm=3.40] [Fair=4.56] [Reviews=14] [ToS=0] TO2: [Hrly=8.00] [Pen=0.74 days] [Res=null] [Rec=67%] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Brk=1] Reward: 0.60 Duration: 1200 Available: 75 Description: - Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.4.0​

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Fast and Quick.
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[chickenboneneck]

Title: Quick survey on mobile phone use | Accept Requester: mturk-jm [AC9DGG7FI3SFF] Contact TV: [Hrly=$18.79] [Pay=4.43] [Fast=null] [Comm=null] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=4.42] [Fast=4.60] [Comm=3.40] [Fair=4.56] [Reviews=14] [ToS=0] TO2: [Hrly=8.00] [Pen=0.74 days] [Res=null] [Rec=67%] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Brk=1] Reward: 0.60 Duration: 1200 Available: 75 Description: - Qualifications: Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 1; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.4.0​

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Fast and Quick. 1:39 min | $21.82/hr[/td][/tr]

If only there were like 300 surveys just like this one rn.

 

[Jaded]

tf?

All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty together again?

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[Jerami]

those birds are jerks. i still hold a grudge about my sister's, Lancelot.

tf?

Mine wasn't a jerk. Just a bit too horny. But, he used to break up my 'herb' for me. He'd eat all the seeds then play with the stems. He had no use for the bud though. It was perfect. Like when you find that special someone who only likes pizza crust. But, he wouldn't stop humping my shoulder and it freaked me out.

 

[chickenboneneck]

Mine wasn't a jerk. Just a bit too horny. But, he used to break up my 'herb' for me. He'd eat all the seeds then play with the stems. He had no use for the bud though. It was perfect. Like when you find that special someone who only likes pizza crust. But, he wouldn't stop humping my shoulder and it freaked me out.

TIL birds hump things.

 

[turkinlight]

Now I am self conscious that everybody here thinks I am actually a walking penis.

It's OKAY FRIEND. EVERYONE here THINKS I am a BOT! BETTER than walking PENIS I SUPPOSE! HAHA

 

[themildone]

Mine wasn't a jerk. Just a bit too horny. But, he used to break up my 'herb' for me. He'd eat all the seeds then play with the stems. He had no use for the bud though. It was perfect. Like when you find that special someone who only likes pizza crust. But, he wouldn't stop humping my shoulder and it freaked me out.

I...somehow never considered that birds hump. I can't quite imagine how that would...work...

 

[themildone]

It's OKAY FRIEND. EVERYONE here THINKS I am a BOT! BETTER than walking PENIS I SUPPOSE! HAHA

oh god

 

[Despairagus]

Mine wasn't a jerk. Just a bit too horny. But, he used to break up my 'herb' for me. He'd eat all the seeds then play with the stems. He had no use for the bud though. It was perfect. Like when you find that special someone who only likes pizza crust. But, he wouldn't stop humping my shoulder and it freaked me out.

That sounds like a relationship made in birdy heaven!

I had a nanday conure that was so loud it felt like my ears would bleed, but she was a love. She lives with bird people now b/c she got to be too much to handle. Birds are real serious pets.

 

[chickenboneneck]

It's OKAY FRIEND. EVERYONE here THINKS I am a BOT! BETTER than walking PENIS I SUPPOSE! HAHA

When I was in 10th grade, I carved I <3 Bots into a desk in the biology lab.

This was like... Eh... 2000 or so?

So we're cool.

 

[Jerami]

I...somehow never considered that birds hump. I can't quite imagine how that would...work...

Just a bunch of grinding up and down. No gross bits just...awkward.(in my case)

 

[Chucks4]

Title: Answer a survey about politics and attitudes | Accept Requester: Ethan Porter [A3O9DIU7A6E644] Contact TV: [Hrly=$8.71] [Pay=3.67] [Fast=null] [Comm=null] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Blk=0] TO: [Pay=3.65] [Fast=4.84] [Comm=5.00] [Fair=5.00] [Reviews=53] [ToS=0] TO2: [Hrly=8.39] [Pen=3.50 days] [Res=null] [Rec=86%] [Rej=0] [ToS=0] [Brk=1] Reward: 1.00 Duration: 3600 Available: 1 Description: Give us your opinion Qualifications: october24cgp Exists ; Location EqualTo US [tr][td] HIT exported from Mturk Suite v2.4.0​

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[themildone]

Just a bunch of grinding up and down. No gross bits just...awkward.(in my case)

now I'm kind of lowkey curious what a bird peen even looks like because I just realized I've never seen one but I'm definitely not gonna google that

 

[Jerami]

now I'm kind of lowkey curious what a bird peen even looks like because I just realized I've never seen one but I'm definitely not gonna google that

I never wanted to know. I didn't like him, like that.

 

[katarina]

Mine wasn't a jerk. Just a bit too horny. But, he used to break up my 'herb' for me. He'd eat all the seeds then play with the stems. He had no use for the bud though. It was perfect. Like when you find that special someone who only likes pizza crust. But, he wouldn't stop humping my shoulder and it freaked me out.

Man that would have been so helpful 10 years ago. Teenagers these days "whaaat, there were seeds in your bags? Why didn't you growwwwwww?"

 

[Despairagus]

I...somehow never considered that birds hump. I can't quite imagine how that would...work...

It works with their cloaca

 

[Jaded]

now I'm kind of lowkey curious what a bird peen even looks like because I just realized I've never seen one but I'm definitely not gonna google that

I had a conversation about this the other day and most birds don't have them.

 

[themildone]

It works with their cloaca

ooooh. that makes much more sense.

I had a conversation about this the other day and most birds don't have them.

thank God I'm not the only one that was wondering lmao

 

[Jaded]

Good lord, every hit I've accepted today I've had to return because broken, already taken, reserved for someone in particular. I'm about to say fuck it and go farm skulls on ESO