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[jenaling]

Once on another forum there was a time of great paranoia so I just started using a random phrase to see what they came up with. It worked, but then it stopped amusing me and was just as annoying as before.

P.S. I am very tired today and probably not making sense (not that I usually do anyway).

 

[mrs.pynk]

 

[Vanyanka]

That's exactly why I do it

 

[Vanyanka]

Once on another forum there was a time of great paranoia so I just started using a random phrase to see what they came up with. It worked, but then it stopped amusing me and was just as annoying as before.

P.S. I am very tired today and probably not making sense (not that I usually do anyway).

Please PM me with details.

 

[Jaded]

<3

 

[ElleWoods]

I had no idea walmart sold vibrators. The things you learn with OCMP.

 

[Jaded]

I had no idea walmart sold vibrators. The things you learn with OCMP.

THey sell lipstick vibrators apparently. :o

For when you don't want people to know you carry around a vibrator I guess.

 

[ElleWoods]

THey sell lipstick vibrators apparently.

For when you don't want people to know you carry around a vibrator I guess.

That's not an issue for me. I prefer everyone to know how much bang I'm packing.

Once I was looking through Groupon for desk chairs and an inflatable dildo chair showed up....on Groupon. My 4 year old luckily just thought it was a fun floaty toy for the pool.

 

[Jaded]

That's not an issue for me. I prefer everyone to know how much bang I'm packing.

Once I was looking through Groupon for desk chairs and an inflatable dildo chair showed up....on Groupon. My 4 year old luckily just thought it was a fun floaty toy for the pool.

Well, TIL vibrating dildo chairs are a thing.

 

[ElleWoods]

Well, TIL vibrating dildo chairs are a thing.

Amazon wishlist here I come.

 

[Jaded]

I meant inflatable.

I don't know about vibrating.

 

[jenaling]

I feel like an inflatable dildo chair sounds kind of dangerous, and not in a sexy way.

 

[ElleWoods]

I feel like an inflatable dildo chair sounds kind of dangerous, and not in a sexy way.

2 things. You don't want that bad boy to over heat...second.....you better have A LOT of lube. Like....A LOT.

 

[ElleWoods]

I don't know any of this from experience. I am pure as the golden sun is bright.

 

[Jaded]

I feel like an inflatable dildo chair sounds kind of dangerous, and not in a sexy way.

Right? That just feels like a disaster waiting to happen.

 

[jenaling]

I don't know any of this from experience. I am pure as the golden sun is bright.

Of course. Just really, really specific common sense.

 

[Jaded]

I don't know any of this from experience. I am pure as the golden sun is bright.

I've always liked the phrase "pure as the driven snow"

(It's not what you were going for, but you reminded me of it.)

 

[mrs.pynk]

I've always liked the phrase "pure as the driven snow"

(It's not what you were going for, but you reminded me of it.)

But is snow that's been driven on really pure? I think it's more like gray slush... but also, I live in the south, what do I know about snow?

 

[ElleWoods]

I've always liked the phrase "pure as the driven snow"

(It's not what you were going for, but you reminded me of it.)

I'm pretty sure that's what I intended. I'm pretty. I don't have to be smart too. God doesn't give with both hands.....

 

[ElleWoods]

Of course. Just really, really specific common sense.

Yep. That's right lil missy.