Never Ending Chat

[Jaded]

But is snow that's been driven on really pure? I think it's more like gray slush... but also, I live in the south, what do I know about snow?

That's actually the point of that phrase, that's why it's always tickled me.

 

[mrs.pynk]

Aw crap on a cracker... I have to go play disc golf tonight. >.<

 

[ElleWoods]

Aw crap on a cracker... I have to go play disc golf tonight. >.<

but why?

 

[mrs.pynk]

but why?

Because it's fun and exercise that husband and I can do together.... but mostly because I told him I would and then promptly forgot. Le' sigh.

 

[ElleWoods]

Fun fact. Melissa McCarthy's parents live around the corner from me, she's here and all the Moms in the neighborhood are freaking out.

 

[mboone73]

because it makes me feel like drinking wine and beer doesn't affect my waste size

Just cut out the eating. Problem solved. Plus you don't feel hungry once you're drunk enough anyway.

 

[Vanyanka]

I meant inflatable.

I don't know about vibrating.

That was mean. I was really excited about the vibrating part.

@Jaded lies about vibrating dildo chairs.

 

[Vanyanka]

Just cut out the eating. Problem solved. Plus you don't feel hungry once you're drunk enough anyway.

This was my plan back when I was an alkie. I miss those days.

 

[Jaded]

That was mean. I was really excited about the vibrating part.

@Jaded lies about vibrating dildo chairs.

This smear campaign is getting out of hand :o

 

[Jaded]

(I'm sure those exist it just never occurred to me to google it.)

 

[Vanyanka]

(I'm sure those exist it just never occurred to me to google it.)

Why aren't you banging with me in IRC?

 

[jenaling]

Why aren't you banging with me in IRC?

 

[ElleWoods]

This was my plan back when I was an alkie. I miss those days.

Plus you get hammered faster, which means spending less money on booze.

 

[ElleWoods]

Why aren't you banging with me in IRC?

#1 what?
#2 Why am I never invited to these things?

 

[Vanyanka]

#1 what?
#2 Why am I never invited to these things?

It's not like an invitation thing. Just click on the "chat" link at the top of the forum. That will link you to the forum irc chat. No one really talks in there. We just kill rats and spiders.

 

[jenaling]

It's not like an invitation thing. Just click on the "chat" link at the top of the forum. That will link you to the forum irc chat. No one really talks in there. We just kill rats and spiders.

That's such a good sales pitch who wouldn't want to join that chat room.

 

[Jaded]

That's such a good sales pitch who wouldn't want to join that chat room.

Sometimes I try and !bang random people, as well as the spider/rat killing.

Really, how could you stay away?

 

[Vanyanka]

That's such a good sales pitch who wouldn't want to join that chat room.

I call people names and stuff when they bang the rat/spider before me. That's exciting to some.

 

[ElleWoods]

I call people names and stuff when they bang the rat/spider before me. That's exciting to some.

Wait so this is like the black mirror pig episode, but with rats and spiders?

 

[TobyF]

I just banged my toe. wrong kind of banging?