01/09 - Mockery Monday!

[redtokyoboxers]

but... they're normally less than 60c/ea in a pack...

No condoms are free, and way more enjoyable!

/me writes check for daycare for two kids

 

[Yatagarasu]

The only hits I can catch this morning are things I end up having to return. Don't do this to me mturk

 

[SweetiePuff]

Title: Learn a small part of a new language. | PANDA Requester: linglab [A15ZD7VH48Z907] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 3.60] [Fair: 4.50] [Comm: 3.14] [Fast: 4.50] [Reviews: 34] [ToS: 0] Description: Learn a small part of a new language. The further you progress the more you earn (up to $5.25 bonus). Time: 1 hour 30 minutes HITs Available: 4 Reward: $0.75 Qualifications: Location is US;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite v1.2.1​

 

[YAHU]

No condoms are free, and way more enjoyable!

/me writes check for daycare for two kids

:sushi:

 

[SweetiePuff]

Title: Short Audio Transcription 22g | PANDA Requester: Nichole Argo [A1WBOT7W4K55JV] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 4.22] [Fair: 4.95] [Comm: 4.71] [Fast: 4.76] [Reviews: 34] [ToS: 2] Description: Transcribe this 5-min audio segment, verbatim Time: 1 hour 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $4.00 Qualifications: None;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite v1.2.1​

 

[Not A Robot]

but... they're normally less than 60c/ea in a pack...

Are the gold flakes that your condoms come with just for style or do they add to the experience?

Not sure if I should clarify.

I honestly don't remember the last time I used a condom but I think we have a brown bag full of them from my g/f's last visit to the lady parts doctor.

 

[YAHU]

Not sure if I should clarify.

I honestly don't remember the last time I used a condom but I think we have a brown bag full of them from my g/f's last visit to the lady parts doctor.

I'm surprised that yo... nevermind that's nice

 

[minkyboodle]

I sometimes accidentally answered my home phone with the damn answer script, or started rattling off the phone number to call with any additional questions when I was saying bye.

OMG, I would do this, too. Or I'd wake up several times in the middle of the night saying the intro in my sleep, having dreamed that I heard the "ding" in my headset. Kind of like when I first started turking/using scripts, I'd dream about megamoney batches and alerts going off.

I guess turking isn't all THAT different, except now I don't have people inside my head for 10 hours a day, and I don't have to put on real pants.

 

[SweetiePuff]

Title: Short Audio Transcription 22h | PANDA Requester: Nichole Argo [A1WBOT7W4K55JV] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 4.22] [Fair: 4.95] [Comm: 4.71] [Fast: 4.76] [Reviews: 34] [ToS: 2] Description: Transcribe this 5-min audio segment, verbatim Time: 1 hour 30 minutes HITs Available: 1 Reward: $4.00 Qualifications: None;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite v1.2.1​

 

[redtokyoboxers]

I sometimes accidentally answered my home phone with the damn answer script, or started rattling off the phone number to call with any additional questions when I was saying bye.

I had to resist answering normal phone calls with "Thank you for calling Starwood Platinum Concierge." for about a month after I finally quit my call center.

 

[C to the J]

Title: Short Psychology Experiment | PANDA Requester: Social Cognitive Science Research Center [AGNA99S29MTHA] (Contact) (TO):[Pay: 4.14][Fair: 5.00][Comm: 4.06][Fast: 4.94] Description: 3 minutes psychology experiment from Brown University Time: 4 hours Hits Available: 2 Reward: $0.35 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 85, Location is US

 

[Yatagarasu]

Title: Short survey about politics(~ 3 minutes) | PANDA Requester: Rasmus Skytte [A3SPFFG0VZHMLG] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 4.62] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 5.00] [Fast: 5.00] [Reviews: 14] [ToS: 0] Description: In this survey, you will be asked a number of questions about politics and some background questions about yourself. The survey takes approximately three minutes to complete. Time: 30 minutes HITs Available: 2 Reward: $0.30 Qualifications: Exc: [1208746019-30148] DoesNotExist ; Total approved HITs GreaterThanOrEqualTo 100; HIT approval rate (%) GreaterThanOrEqualTo 90; Location In US;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite v1.2.1​

 

[thedorchannel]

I would never use a .60 condom.

expensive riiite?

 

[Kessikitty]

Title: Short Psychology Experiment | PANDA Requester: Social Cognitive Science Research Center [AGNA99S29MTHA] (Contact) (TO):[Pay: 4.14][Fair: 5.00][Comm: 4.06][Fast: 4.94] Description: 3 minutes psychology experiment from Brown University Time: 4 hours Hits Available: 2 Reward: $0.35 Qualifications: HIT approval rate (%) is not less than 85, Location is US

just did this, less than 2 minutes

 

[ChristopherASA]

Let's try to be chill and respectful about the troubleshooting as well guys. Fixing issues can be stressful.

My heart goes out to anybody who is involved in making this site actually work. Kudos.

 

[Yatagarasu]

Title: Choose the electricity profile of the U.S. in 2050 | PANDA Requester: Energy Survey [AO2OVH8AT1N2H] (Contact) TO: [Pay: 3.00] [Fair: 5.00] [Comm: 2.33] [Fast: 5.00] [Reviews: 5] [ToS: 2] Description: Decide how much electricity the U.S. should produce from various sources. Note: this survey requires Excel! Time: 72 hours HITs Available: 1 Reward: $1.00 Qualifications: Location EqualTo US;

HIT posted from Mturk Suite v1.2.1​

 

[Princess Gina Marie]

Noah's toying with my heart.

50/70 approved with those twenty randomly pending.

 

[SweetiePuff]

I sometimes accidentally answered my home phone with the damn answer script, or started rattling off the phone number to call with any additional questions when I was saying bye.

OMG, I would do this, too. Or I'd wake up several times in the middle of the night saying the intro in my sleep, having dreamed that I heard the "ding" in my headset. Kind of like when I first started turking/using scripts, I'd dream about megamoney batches and alerts going off.

I guess turking isn't all THAT different, except now I don't have people inside my head for 10 hours a day, and I don't have to put on real pants.

I had to resist answering normal phone calls with "Thank you for calling Starwood Platinum Concierge." for about a month after I finally quit my call center.

Imagine the hilarity of saying "Goodbye, I love you" to a patient (client, etc) when you hang up the phone LoL :embarrased:

 

[bxpretzel]

forgot how to turk pls send halp

 

[Cruxy]

I sometimes accidentally answered my home phone with the damn answer script, or started rattling off the phone number to call with any additional questions when I was saying bye.

"Thanks for calling Tricare South, my name is ____. May i have your name please?

Thank you, can you verify your phone number please?

Ok, hold on 1 moment while i pull up your account"

and then the parting line...

"I just want to thank you for your service and for allowing me to serve you and i hope you have a great rest of your day"

The kicker? I don't much like talking to people.