01/09 - Mockery Monday!

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Princess Gina Marie

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Not sure if I should clarify.

I honestly don't remember the last time I used a condom but I think we have a brown bag full of them from my g/f's last visit to the lady parts doctor.
I remember the brown bag special from the health department :bag:
 

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$35.49 out of my $50 goal....but I'm thinking about taking a nap before the championship game tonight.
oh shit, I forgot Alabama gets awarded the championship tonight!

and apparently theres a game before that or something
 

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"Thanks for calling Tricare South, my name is ____. May i have your name please?

Thank you, can you verify your phone number please?

Ok, hold on 1 moment while i pull up your account"

and then the parting line...

"I just want to thank you for your service and for allowing me to serve you and i hope you have a great rest of your day"

The kicker? I don't much like talking to people.
I hate talking to people but I loved doing telemarketing because nearly every response had a script. The only time my script didn't work was when I somehow called this dude who was high as balls and kept asking me off the wall questions about the moon and my chakras (Which I answered with "That is a fantastic question, why don't I hook you up with one of our mortgage specialists and they can figure all that out for you."

OMG, I would do this, too. Or I'd wake up several times in the middle of the night saying the intro in my sleep, having dreamed that I heard the "ding" in my headset. Kind of like when I first started turking/using scripts, I'd dream about megamoney batches and alerts going off.

I guess turking isn't all THAT different, except now I don't have people inside my head for 10 hours a day, and I don't have to put on real pants.
Oh, I'm not supposed to have people in my head anymore?
Imagine the hilarity of saying "Goodbye, I love you" to a patient (client, etc) when you hang up the phone LoL :embarrased:
I don't have to imagine. I've done that too >.<
 

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I don't have to imagine. I've done that too >.<
That patient is reading this right now and thinking "Wait...she doesn't love me?" :biblethump:
 
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I'm probably the worst customer for CSR phone reps because my store service training kicks in, and I basically script reply back for greetings, goodbyes, and even some requests. It's really terrifying. My girlfriend has uh, kindly pointed out that I "customer service" every phonecall I ever make, even to friends.
 
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Good morning fellows, can anyone tell me if PicsFromAbove has posted in the last days at all? I want to know if i should keep my Panda on them Online
 

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I'm probably the worst customer for CSR phone reps because my store service training kicks in, and I basically script reply back for greetings, goodbyes, and even some requests. It's really terrifying. My girlfriend has uh, kindly pointed out that I "customer service" every phonecall I ever make, even to friends.
 

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Life is so much easier when PE goal is met early. (i set mine for $20 per day awhile back)

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