06/24 - Sweet Saturday!

[turkleton]

Always get drunk in the parking lot.

- A recovering alcoholic

They say always get drunk before going to a baseball game so you don't have to pay those beer prices. Then you run the risk of screaming at some kid because he got the last free bobblehead.

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

They say always get drunk before going to a baseball game so you don't have to pay those beer prices. Then you run the risk of screaming at some kid because he got the last free bobblehead.

It's not a risk if you'd do it sober :thumbup:

 

[aveline]

They say always get drunk before going to a baseball game so you don't have to pay those beer prices. Then you run the risk of screaming at some kid because he got the last free bobblehead.

You say that as if screaming at other people's kids is a bad thing.

 

[tricker]

You say that as if screaming at other people's kids is a bad thing.

It is. Only because their psycho parents then decide to get involved and things get scary after that.

 

[C to the J]

They say always get drunk before going to a baseball game so you don't have to pay those beer prices. Then you run the risk of screaming at some kid because he got the last free bobblehead.

Scream at enough kids, take their bobbleheads, sell them off on Ebay for $40 a pop, buy tickets to the next game, repeat.

It should go without saying that I'm banned from 13 different MLB ball parks.

 

[BskiCHI]

Balls, I accidentally did 21. I'll be pissed if this earns me my first rejection

I accidentally did 27 lol. I lost count because they were so quick. I messaged the requester nicely.

 

[DCI]

My neighbor recently told me that he stopped going to Royals games because the beer was $5. I was like uhhhhh when was this? He didn't remember but his story about the last game he went to included Billy Martin.

 

[turkleton]

Scream at enough kids, take their bobbleheads, sell them off on Ebay for $40 a pop, buy tickets to the next game, repeat.

It should go without saying that I'm banned from 13 different MLB ball parks.

Yeah it sucks that you can only go see Tampa Bay, The Blue Jays, and those shitty Tigers.

 

[turkleton]

Y'all need to learn how to be like them OG alcoholics and just sneak in a flask of hard liquor everywhere you go.

 

[TissueHime]

edit nvm

 

[DCI]

His story was pretty fascinating also btw. He said that he and his friend made a noose out of a shoe lace and hung it down over the visitor's dugout and yelled at Billy Martin "Hey Billy Martin. We're going to hang you".

Pretty clever stuff.

 

[It's Gamera!]

His story was pretty fascinating also btw. He said that he and his friend made a noose out of a shoe lace and hung it down over the visitor's dugout and yelled at Billy Martin "Hey Billy Martin. We're going to hang you".

Pretty clever stuff.

10 bucks says Martin went up to beat their asses

 

[LegitApe]

It's not a risk if you'd do it sober :thumbup:

sober? Is this some kind of new trend?

 

[lil queen trashmouth]

sober? Is this some kind of new trend?

God no I'm English, I have to be slightly drunk at all times or I will die

 

[turkleton]

God no I'm English, I have to be slightly drunk at all times or I will die

You also have to live up to your name as @lil queen trashmouth.

 

[Rerun]

 

[turkleton]

I mean, it's better than, like, heroin.

 

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[T. Leela]

They say always get drunk before going to a baseball game so you don't have to pay those beer prices. Then you run the risk of screaming at some kid because he got the last free bobblehead.

so...is this speaking from experience? just wondering. And also, who is 'they'?

 

[TobyF]

My neighbor recently told me that he stopped going to Royals games because the beer was $5. I was like uhhhhh when was this? He didn't remember but his story about the last game he went to included Billy Martin.

I was telling my sister in law two nights ago. I used to go to astros games for $1 a seat and parking was $3. Those were the daysssssss.